I wish for…
1. FOOD *give me anything and I will swallow it for you* slurp slurp BURPS!
2. More play toys *pretty please* I know how to retrieve treats from all my toys! None are challenging anymore.
3. A sexy masseuse that can massage me whole day and night. OH LALA!!! Alternate choice: a hot bitch will do.
I wish I don’t have…
1. To have my paw nails and fur cut. You’ll see blood 50% of the time. That’s how professional my master is.
2. To listen to my master’s shrieking voice whenever she’s pissed at me or at my other master.
3. I’m alone during the weekdays. How nice if I can accompany my master to work every single day!
Merry Christmas everyone! and of course Happy ‘short’ Holidays to the rest of us!