Urgghhh Jeremy C tagged me! You are gonna get many tags from me next time!!! This is the toughest meme yet (the 3rd meme in my blogging life).
I have to write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:
1. I
2. me
3. blowjob
4. grapes
5. random
6. power
7. loneliness
8. water
9. robot
10. blue
Here goes…
17th January 3012
I was enjoying myself in a bath tub yesterday night when suddenly Chester barked frantically at my opened bathroom door. It’s like he wanted to show me something important. Ignoring my stark naked body covered with dripping grapes flavored water, we embarked on a tip-toed journey to the blue front door.
We heard random voices outside.
“Please Maryyyyy, connect the power switch to my body”
“No!!! You bastard”
“My loneliness is coming to 10001111 00010000 …..”
“Shit!!!”
And it was dead silence after that.
Quietly we opened the front door and found a half naked woman with her mouth at xxxxx(censored). Apparently she was performing a blowjob to his robot companion when the battery to her beloved ran out.
Lesson: always remember to recharge your companion’s battery.
word count:130
Now for my favourite ending, I would like to tag
1. Swee
2. Alex
3. Bryan
4. Narrowband
5. Little Luke
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alexallied Says:
January 16th, 2006 at 10:25 pmVisit alexallied
muahaha, I thought you and Chester were gonna….censored, too! Anyway, I’ve been tagged by JoeC first :P I’ve no idea on what to write yet though.
Che-Cheh Says:
January 16th, 2006 at 10:30 pmVisit Che-Cheh
Alex Allied, So sad your mind is in else where :( Aiyooo I’m too late. But nvm…you’re gonna write it anyway.
Jacky Says:
January 16th, 2006 at 10:46 pmVisit Jacky
18sx story kah?
narrowband Says:
January 16th, 2006 at 10:55 pmVisit narrowband
holy schmoly, this one - not easy!
Beer Brat Says:
January 16th, 2006 at 11:34 pmVisit Beer Brat
Hahaha.. tat’s really funny…… i also got tagged with the same thing
Bryan Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 12:10 amVisit Bryan
I suck at writing stories, especially in English. Nvm, I’ll try my best. Thanks anyway. :)
swee Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 12:43 amVisit swee
omg.. this is so tough !!! i need some time to think of how to write first. hahaha
Bryan Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 3:58 amVisit Bryan
Done mine. :)
Che-Cheh Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 7:33 amVisit Che-Cheh
Jacky, hahahaha yalor Narrowband, good luck! Beer Brat, Thank You! Bryan, Hehehe I’ve commented yours. Nice one! Swee, good luck! :P
Wuching Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 8:09 amVisit Wuching
i got tagged by jeremy c but i think i’ll have to give it a miss coz i have my friend’s kid reading my blog so i better not do this naughty meme!
egghead Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 8:43 amVisit egghead
wah! sounds like 18sx only leh… my one is a child related blog wor… suitable meh? will considerate it first :P
Jeremy C Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 8:57 amVisit Jeremy C
che-cheh, really funny story! kinda reminds me of robim williams in bicentennial man…hehe! keep up the good work :)
Che-Cheh Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 9:54 amVisit Che-Cheh
Wu Ching and Egghead, you can change any 2 words. Read Yvy’s blog for more rules. Hehehehe…then you can write unrelated to 18sx. Jeremy C, kekekeke…tq
Yvy Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 10:36 amVisit Yvy
wuahhh….it’s truelar…all the bloggers becoming hiao liow!! LOL =P
Che-Cheh Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 11:27 amVisit Che-Cheh
Yvy, hahahahahahha yeah! very hiao
narrowband Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 11:28 amVisit narrowband
Yer can change words wan ah?!? How come I din know! There goes my clean, pure n innocent blog… The first ‘erotic story’ ever written was this tag!
Che-Cheh Says:
January 17th, 2006 at 12:13 pmVisit Che-Cheh
Narrowband, I finished mine only I found out. Sorry…nvmlah your ‘erotic story’ is nice.
Lucifer Says:
January 10th, 2007 at 2:38 pmVisit Lucifer
Lucifer Says:
January 10th, 2007 at 2:40 pmVisit Lucifer
BLOWJOB ooops ^
Che-Cheh Says:
January 11th, 2007 at 1:06 pmVisit Che-Cheh
Lucifer, hehe