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I Want Large Pill, Please!

First, promise me you won’t laugh. OK ? Deal ?

I’m can’t swallow large pill.

It used to be I can’t swallow pill but I’ve learn how to master the art of swallowing as the year goes by. Yes I admit, I took quite a tad long time to master it. Nevertheless I have succeeded…except for certain pill size…I’m still a ‘dungu’.

I learn to swallow ‘Poh Chai’ Pills(famous Chinese diarrahea pills) in my secondary school. Not whole bottle la…I will take 1 tiny Poh Chai pill with 1 big gulp(or several gulps) of water. By the time I finish 5 tiny pills, my stomach is already bloating.

I learn to swallow this pill(for my secret illness) just last year.

I learn to swallow ‘Cetirizine Hydrochloride Pseudoephedrine Hydrochloride’ just a week ago. And I’m damn proud of this achievement.

My next targets are to learn how to swallow ‘Panadol’ kind of pill size and fish oil capsule. I tried swallowing fish oil capsule without success when I was little. It was damn bitter when I broke the capsule…yucky fish oil.

So how did I managed to take my pill before the era of ‘I can swallow pill’ ? Easy!

I just need a cup of lukewarm water, a spoon(soup spoon is better) and that’s it! Put a little bit of water into the spoon and drop your pill in. Wait for it to melt. Then I guess you know what to do.

What if the pill is hard ? You wanna wait that long for it to melt ? Don’t worry I have a solution. Just slice the pill with a knife into several small pieces and proceed with the above method.

Ok what if it is a capsule ? Just open the capsule and pour the powder/drug into the spoon and proceed like the above.

For those who can swallow pill, do you use the same method ?

Now that I can swallow pill, I kinda miss the ‘real’ drug taste. It was bittersweet I tell ya. ‘Susah-susah dahulu, senang-senang kemudian’(something like that)…I drink ‘bitter’ medicine so that I can get better.

p/s: Germany will win the WC. Don’t cry for me Argentina…coz Argentina will loseeee lose loseeee!

Have a SUPERB weekend all of ya!

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14 Responses to “I Want Large Pill, Please!”

Wuching Says:
June 30th, 2006 at 10:19 am
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u have not learn the art of swallowing..u r not a jedi yet!
Yvy Says:
June 30th, 2006 at 11:51 am
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Aiyo!! That is bad wei….you wait till it melts than take it??? Wahlau….dahsyat lar u. But I think I still hold the black belt leh…lol :P I can swallow 6 pills at any one time. Any shape, any size…
Laksa Says:
June 30th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
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wah! i thought i went to the wrong site - sixthseal instead! don’t swallow too many pills hor, later get “high”! hehe…
tj Says:
June 30th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
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rah rah, argentina kick germany’s ass
Bryan Says:
June 30th, 2006 at 7:09 pm
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Not bad, still have room for improvement.
Neo Says:
June 30th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
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Now only I know there is art to swallowing pills!
alexallied Says:
June 30th, 2006 at 10:43 pm
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lolz, before I could swallow, I bite every little pills. I’m not afraid of its btterness.
Che-Cheh Says:
July 1st, 2006 at 12:09 pm
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Wuching, but I AM A JEDI! Yvy, ohmygosh you’re my idol you rawks! Laksa, don’t worry. I won’t get ‘high’ one. Tj, yahooo Germany kicked Argentina’s ass Bryan, yalo I also think so Neo, you want me to become your sifu ? Alexallied, wah wah good idea. We’re team-mates.
Neo Says:
July 1st, 2006 at 3:57 pm
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dreamcatcher Says:
July 1st, 2006 at 5:43 pm
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those cetrizhydropseudohydro pills (for all it’s fancy name) dont seem to be working!! ur still sniffing in hot n cold conditions. soooo happy for italy. them hot guys kept me awake all night!!! what estatic bliss! heh!heh!
Pille Says:
July 2nd, 2006 at 2:58 pm
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Now that England’s out…I’m going for Germany.
Che-Cheh Says:
July 2nd, 2006 at 10:14 pm
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Dreamcatcher, oh yeah not working. Yet again, I missed Italy’s match. Zzzzzzz… Pille, welcome…hehehe I support Germany too.
sophie Says:
July 3rd, 2006 at 3:32 pm
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are these pills to keep u awake during WC match?? I used to be like you. Had difficult time to swallow pills. But now, I mastered it already, just gulp it! On one condition - nobody is watching/talking/smiling at me. Else, the pill wont go inside. I still dunno why!
Che-Cheh Says:
July 3rd, 2006 at 8:27 pm
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Sophie aka Ummizz, no la You can swallow any kind and size of pill now ? Tell me when you’re swallowing pill ya. I wanna see how difficult it is for you to swallow.