Blowjob Anyone ?

Urgghhh Jeremy C tagged me! You are gonna get many tags from me next time!!! This is the toughest meme yet (the 3rd meme in my blogging life).

I have to write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:

1. I
2. me
3. blowjob
4. grapes
5. random
6. power
7. loneliness
8. water
9. robot
10. blue

Here goes…

17th January 3012

I was enjoying myself in a bath tub yesterday night when suddenly Chester barked frantically at my opened bathroom door. It’s like he wanted to show me something important. Ignoring my stark naked body covered with dripping grapes flavored water, we embarked on a tip-toed journey to the blue front door.

We heard random voices outside.

“Please Maryyyyy, connect the power switch to my body”

“No!!! You bastard”

“My loneliness is coming to 10001111 00010000 …..”

“Shit!!!”

And it was dead silence after that.

Quietly we opened the front door and found a half naked woman with her mouth at xxxxx(censored). Apparently she was performing a blowjob to his robot companion when the battery to her beloved ran out.

Lesson: always remember to recharge your companion’s battery.

word count:130

Now for my favourite ending, I would like to tag

1. Swee
2. Alex
3. Bryan
4. Narrowband
5. Little Luke



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20 Responses to “Blowjob Anyone ?”

  1. alexallied Says:


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    muahaha, I thought you and Chester were gonna….censored, too!

    Anyway, I’ve been tagged by JoeC first :P I’ve no idea on what to write yet though.

  2. Che-Cheh Says:


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    Alex Allied, So sad your mind is in else where :(

    Aiyooo I’m too late. But nvm…you’re gonna write it anyway.

  3. Jacky Says:


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    18sx story kah?

  4. narrowband Says:


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    holy schmoly, this one – not easy!

  5. Beer Brat Says:


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    Hahaha.. tat’s really funny…… i also got tagged with the same thing

  6. Bryan Says:


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    I suck at writing stories, especially in English. Nvm, I’ll try my best. Thanks anyway. :)

  7. swee Says:


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    omg.. this is so tough !!! i need some time to think of how to write first. hahaha

  8. Bryan Says:


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    Done mine. :)

  9. Che-Cheh Says:


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    Jacky, hahahaha yalor

    Narrowband, good luck!

    Beer Brat, Thank You!

    Bryan, Hehehe I’ve commented yours. Nice one!

    Swee, good luck!

    :P

  10. Wuching Says:


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    i got tagged by jeremy c but i think i’ll have to give it a miss coz i have my friend’s kid reading my blog so i better not do this naughty meme!

  11. egghead Says:


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    wah! sounds like 18sx only leh… my one is a child related blog wor… suitable meh? will considerate it first :P

  12. Jeremy C Says:


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    che-cheh, really funny story! kinda reminds me of robim williams in bicentennial man…hehe! keep up the good work :)

  13. Che-Cheh Says:


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    Wu Ching and Egghead, you can change any 2 words. Read Yvy’s blog for more rules. Hehehehe…then you can write unrelated to 18sx.

    Jeremy C, kekekeke…tq

  14. Yvy Says:


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    wuahhh….it’s truelar…all the bloggers becoming hiao liow!! LOL =P

  15. Che-Cheh Says:


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    Yvy, hahahahahahha yeah! very hiao

  16. narrowband Says:


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    Yer can change words wan ah?!? How come I din know! There goes my clean, pure n innocent blog… The first ‘erotic story’ ever written was this tag!

  17. Che-Cheh Says:


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    Narrowband, I finished mine only I found out. Sorry…nvmlah your ‘erotic story’ is nice.

  18. Lucifer Says:


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    :hypnotized: :hypnotized: blown love over women just overrated bitches :hehe:

  19. Lucifer Says:


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    BLOWJOB ooops ^

  20. Che-Cheh Says:


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    Lucifer, hehe :grin:


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