Chester

Dog Poo Gone Wrong


My dog has just finished pooping on the newspaper. I was washing his ‘wipe leg’ cloth when I turn and saw something shocking on the paper. I turned again to look carefully in case I was hallucinating. Confirmed this is a case of dog poo gone wrong!

The first thought that came to me was “Eh that poo looks like the result of eating blue Slurpee!!! (sort of la)

Besides the usual brown color, I was looking at blue and white color poos! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, do you guys wanna see it? Ya? ya ya ya…..
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It’s disgusting alright.
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Not for the faint-hearted yo.
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I’ve after all posted my dog’s poo once before many years ago. Here’s the link if you’re the wild kind: SHIT
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Behold… (picture not so nice, taken with ‘lau ya’ hp)


Mom said the blue stuff must be plastic because she saw one lying on the floor. I knew the white color is tissue though at first I thought it was pebbles! Still I’ve no idea where in the world we can find blue plastic. It’s so rare right?



I found the answer to this riddle few minutes later after we went inside the house. The blue plastic is the plastic packaging from a tissue pack (Premier ‘penguin’). Chester must’ve ate a lot of the tissues until it couldn’t be digested and end up at the other end as tissue-shaped poo. LOL As to who left the tissue pack reachable by my dog… I’m still interrogating my family. Haha

I end up strangling my dog after that. Jokingly of course!

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18 Comments

  • Reply tekkaus April 1, 2011 at 12:40 am

    Chester can really be adventurous with his food o. πŸ˜€

    • Reply Che-Cheh April 1, 2011 at 12:24 pm

      Oh yeah. There’s even rubber band in his food list!

  • Reply jam April 1, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    I have never heard before doggy eats plastic bag and tissue papers. You can’t stop surprising me, Chester!

    • Reply Che-Cheh April 1, 2011 at 8:24 pm

      Hahaha oh yeah he surprises me too. πŸ˜›

  • Reply Dawn April 1, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    It’s amazing how dogs’ stomachs works. So far my dogs has not eaten any foreign objects that are solid except for Ranger, hence the stomach perforation. All three of mine love grass and soil which drives me insane!

    • Reply Che-Cheh April 2, 2011 at 10:12 pm

      What did Ranger ate?

      Ohh thank God Chester only smell at the grass. Must be thankful that our dogs doesn’t eat $hit (especially Siberian Husky).

      • Reply Dawn April 6, 2011 at 9:08 pm

        Ranger ate a Coleman soft plastic beer can cooler. I saw some bits and pieces of “blue” in his poop and I thought he would be ok but mana tau….2 days later, he was shaking, not wanting to move, panting hard, not eating nor drink. Took him in to the animal ER, opened him up and toxins were starting to invade his other organs. So yeah, that was the most expensive we ever spent on a dog ($2K+ minus his stay in our usual vet clinic).

        • Reply Che-Cheh April 7, 2011 at 8:54 am

          I’m speechless weh. Ohmy God! Thankfully he’s okay. When did that happened? During his teenage year?
          Kiss him for me please.

          • Dawn April 7, 2011 at 10:30 pm

            It happened back in 2004 when he was 5 years old. Now I’m really paranoid when I see them get something in their mouths. He has eaten Hershey Kisses wrapper before and thankfully that came out! My dogs are garbage dogs…I should send in their applications as street cleaners to the city! πŸ™‚ Oh yeah, Ranger has the most attention from me now….he’s older mah πŸ˜‰

  • Reply Jz April 1, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    Great now I feel like pooping too.

  • Reply Angie Tan April 4, 2011 at 9:03 am

    Long no see your blog.. Anyway, similar things have happened to both Rusty and Snoopy. Rusty has eaten more weird stuff – toy stuffing (cotton in his poo) and soft plastic from his mat. Snoopy ate RM50 note before… Never recovered the $$$$….

    • Reply Che-Cheh April 4, 2011 at 1:07 pm

      WOAH!!! Your doggies more ‘keng chau’. LOL
      Seriously I have to kow tow dog’s stomach. They are made of steel eh.

  • Reply xin April 5, 2011 at 11:32 am

    eep. right before lunch i had to see this O_o but the lighter poo looks like scrambled egg πŸ˜›

  • Reply Pierre April 5, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    That’s some graphic image there! I mean even my champs eat some crazy things, I used to throw a sandpaper… gone… durian seed… gone… depends on how excited and hungry they are I guess. Hahaha… Natural recycling. PS: Mapotofu is sichuan chili tofu stew, stinky tofu is fried fermented taiwanese tofu πŸ˜‰

    • Reply Che-Cheh April 6, 2011 at 8:19 am

      Wah lau… what if the seed doesn’t come out? I’ll panic!

  • Reply Che-Cheh April 8, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    Dawn, haha street cleaners! πŸ˜›

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