Tactics Used By My Dog To Get Free FOOD!

I thought I would have understood the behavior of my 3 years and 8 months old golden retriever by now but he surprises me yet again.

He’s so into ‘play dead’ trick right now that sometimes when I didn’t command him to ‘play dead’ he’ll do it for free. For that I would give him a loooooong good tummy rub since he’s upside down already.

Then I’ll go “Awwwwww…Chester, let me reward you with a cookie.”

Immediately he’ll stand up and dash to our 3rd room (where his food treasures are being kept).

I bet Chester would say out loud “Mission accomplished” if he can talk.

Then there’s time he’ll follow u everywhere. If I go to my room, he’ll stand or lie down outside my door waiting for me. If I take bath he’ll lie down near the toilet door. If I wash my hand he’ll stand behind me and so on. Somewhere that time, my mind would trigger me to give him some cookies. Of course I’m not giving him for free. He gotta perform tricks for me first.

Another one of his tactics is to lounge outside the kitchen door whenever he sees dad or me there because we are 2 vulnerable souls that would always feed him something from the kitchen. “Chester want something ar? Ok I give you lettuce. Wait ar”

Chester’s birthday is coming and I plan to bake him a cake this time. Think he’ll eat my cake?

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  • Reply narrowband June 6, 2007 at 10:53 am

    Wow Chester is so smart… I’m not surprised if he’s smarter than me… I’m not getting the things I want 🙁

  • Reply dreamcatcher June 6, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    his birthday is coming?? heh!heh! that’s 4 mths to go… :laughing: but u can start practice baking from now. :tongue:

  • Reply hedonistics anonymous June 6, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    from the way you describe your dog, it seems like he’ll eat anything so yeah, go ahead and bake that cake 😀

  • Reply wuching June 6, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    chester says his master so gullible!

  • Reply moz monster June 6, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    now … that’s why i don’t have pets … i can’t stand their cuteness.

  • Reply Che-Cheh June 6, 2007 at 11:04 pm

    Narrowband, you’re so funny. :LOL:

    Dreamcatcher, yes 4 months still…need to practice now lo.

    Hedo, :laughing: yes he’ll eat anything…even my spit. :tongue:

    Wuching, I’m becoming a weak jedi. Ohh I must be strong.

    Moz Monster, wei wei remember you have a gf? Gf also cute cute wor.

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