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Another Robbery & Poo Offender Caught PLUS Contest!


Another robbery happened yesterday night. Nope we didn’t catch the robbers. Searched high and low but we couldn’t find him/them. This time they went into one of the new houses opposite ours via the air well. Heard that the same house was burglarized last Saturday. They did not report to police.



Those houses cost over RM400k. So it’s no wonder they’re targets now. Most of the time robbers’ prefer to target new housing I think.

Coincidentally my neighbor is renovating their home. It’s like saying ‘I’ve got moolah’.

My dad said “Better don’t renovate house first. Wait economy better.’

I agreed with him whole-heartily.



This morning I caught another kind of offender. Few months ago (if you remember or don’t at all), we found dog poos outside our home every few mornings which I inevitably wrote a notice and leave it outside for the offender to see.

The poo thing stopped after that. But it came back again 2 weeks ago.

My mom angrily said “If you see that girl letting her dog poo here again, scold her ma.”

Like we said before, we have our suspect & evidence. Just that we have no eye-witness.

Anyway I caught the offender today just when I was out retrieving the morning paper. The pug trotted to our house and start doing his business like nobody business. He has a leash on but they were on the ground. The owner didn’t hold on to the leash. No wonder the dog can run anywhere and poo wherever he likes. DUH!!!

The owner quickly grab the leash and walk away after that. The business is done. Haha But I stopped her.

“Excuse me. Please pick it up ya”




She acknowledged with a nod and said “I’ll do it later”

I check outside few minutes later and I don’t see no poo anymore. Hehe In a way I think my way of dealing with the situation is better than the one my mom suggested. No point scolding ma. We are after all neighbors. *I think the pug loves to poo here due to Chester’s scent. Metrosexual dog scent! Hahahaha*

I was planning to build an ‘official’ signage this weekend. I have a long stick and a piece of square plank. All I need is to think of a kick a$$ message. But nah maybe I’ll wait and see how. I’m giving them a chance.

But still what would you write on the signage? Time to show your creativity.

p/s: Best answer will win something cute from Tupperware. My mom & dad will be the judges. Okay?

I’ll give you guys to think of it until next Wednesday, 24th June 11.59pm. Hehe

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10 Comments

  • Reply Adzfar June 19, 2009 at 4:09 am

    HAHAHA! Just write down “Trespassing violators will be shot! Survivors will be shot again”.

  • Reply jam June 19, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    My version: “You will never poo alone cause I am watching you!”.

  • Reply Doralin June 19, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    Please clean up after pooing or else!!!

  • Reply Bengbeng June 20, 2009 at 10:12 am

    How about ‘do not poo here’ . offender’s owner will b asked to clear up the mess.

  • Reply alexallied June 20, 2009 at 11:00 am

    looks like Chester is really a magnet for opposite sex huh…

  • Reply Che-Cheh June 20, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Dear all, hehe thank you for participating. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Alexallied, problem is they’re not the opposite sex. They’re ‘dog’ as well. Not biatch.

  • Reply iWalk June 20, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Please take care of your doggie’s poo?

    :daydream: :daydream:

  • Reply xin June 21, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    hmmmmm what about … ‘expect shit in return if u shit in front of my house’. hehehe

  • Reply keeyit June 21, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Big house needs big dog.

  • Reply Che-Cheh June 22, 2009 at 12:42 am

    iWalk & Xin, hehe I like both messages. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Keeyit, but they only have a small pug. Oh and another house over another side they have a Siberian Husky! Wohoo

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