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I Want Large Pill, Please!

First, promise me you won’t laugh. OK ? Deal ?

I’m can’t swallow large pill.

It used to be I can’t swallow pill but I’ve learn how to master the art of swallowing as the year goes by. Yes I admit, I took quite a tad long time to master it. Nevertheless I have succeeded…except for certain pill sizes… I’m still a ‘dungu’.

I learn to swallow ‘Poh Chai’ Pills (famous Chinese diarrahea pills) in my secondary school. Not whole bottle la…I will take 1 tiny Poh Chai pill with 1 big gulp (or several gulps) of water. By the time I finish 5 tiny pills, my stomach is already bloating.

I learn to swallow this pill (for my secret illness) just last year.

I learn to swallow ‘Cetirizine Hydrochloride Pseudoephedrine Hydrochloride’ (for common cold and blocked nose) just a week ago. And I’m damn proud of this achievement.

My next targets are to learn how to swallow ‘Panadol’ kind of pill size and fish oil capsule. I tried swallowing fish oil capsule without success when I was little. It was damn bitter when I broke the capsule… yucky fish oil.

So how did I managed to take my pill before the era of ‘I can swallow pill’ ? Easy!

I just need a cup of lukewarm water, a spoon (soup spoon is better) and that’s it! Put a little bit of water into the spoon and drop your pill in. Wait for it to melt. Then I guess you know what to do.

What if the pill is tough? You wanna wait that long for it to melt? Don’t worry I have a solution. Just slice the pill with a knife into several small pieces and proceed with the above method.

Ok what if it is a capsule? Just open the capsule and pour the powder/drug into the spoon and proceed like the above.

For those who can swallow pill, do you use the same method ?

Now that I can swallow pill, I kinda miss the ‘real’ drug taste. It was bittersweet I tell ya. ‘Susah-susah dahulu, senang-senang kemudian’ (something like that)… I drink ‘bitter’ medicine so that I can get better. 😎

p/s: Germany will win the WC. Don’t cry for me Argentina… coz Argentina will loseeee lose loseeee!

Have a SUPERB weekend all of ya!

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  • Reply Wuching June 30, 2006 at 10:19 am

    u have not learn the art of swallowing..u r not a jedi yet! :nottalking:

  • Reply Yvy June 30, 2006 at 11:51 am

    Aiyo!! :suprised: That is bad wei….you wait till it melts than take it??? :worried Wahlau….dahsyat lar u. But I think I still hold the black belt leh…lol πŸ˜› I can swallow 6 pills at any one time. 😎 Any shape, any size… 😎 😎

  • Reply Laksa June 30, 2006 at 2:13 pm

    wah! i thought i went to the wrong site – sixthseal instead!

    don’t swallow too many pills hor, later get “high”! hehe… :laughing:

  • Reply tj June 30, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    rah rah, argentina

    kick germany’s ass :devil:

  • Reply Bryan June 30, 2006 at 7:09 pm

    Not bad, still have room for improvement. :hehe:

  • Reply Neo June 30, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    Now only I know there is art to swallowing pills!

  • Reply alexallied June 30, 2006 at 10:43 pm

    lolz, before I could swallow, I bite every little pills. I’m not afraid of its btterness. :star:

  • Reply Che-Cheh July 1, 2006 at 12:09 pm

    Wuching, but I AM A JEDI! :phbbbt:

    Yvy, ohmygosh you’re my idol :hug: you rawks!

    Laksa, don’t worry. I won’t get ‘high’ one.

    Tj, yahooo Germany kicked Argentina’s ass :cow:

    Bryan, yalo I also think so :battlingeyelashes:

    Neo, you want me to become your sifu ?

    Alexallied, wah wah good idea. We’re team-mates. :laughing:

  • Reply Neo July 1, 2006 at 3:57 pm


  • Reply dreamcatcher July 1, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    :hehe: those cetrizhydropseudohydro pills (for all it’s fancy name) dont seem to be working!! ur still sniffing in hot n cold conditions. :tongue:

    soooo happy for italy. :love: :love: them hot guys kept me awake all night!!! what estatic bliss! :daydream: heh!heh! :battlingeyelashes:

  • Reply Pille July 2, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    Now that England’s out…I’m going for Germany. :tongue:

  • Reply Che-Cheh July 2, 2006 at 10:14 pm

    Dreamcatcher, oh yeah not working. :worried
    Yet again, I missed Italy’s match. Zzzzzzz…

    Pille, welcome…hehehe I support Germany too.

  • Reply sophie July 3, 2006 at 3:32 pm

    are these pills to keep u awake during WC match??:thinking:

    I used to be like you. Had difficult time to swallow pills. But now, I mastered it already, just gulp it!
    On one condition – nobody is watching/talking/smiling at me. Else, the pill wont go inside. I still dunno why! :thinking:

  • Reply Che-Cheh July 3, 2006 at 8:27 pm

    Sophie aka Ummizz, no la :nottalking:

    You can swallow any kind and size of pill now ?
    Tell me when you’re swallowing pill ya. I wanna see how difficult it is for you to swallow. :laughing:

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