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Matt Damon and Michael Ballack

Recently, Michael Ballack was spoted with a new haircut (crew cut; just like Mourinho). I was star strucked. He looks just like Matt Damon. My Matt Damon. πŸ’“ Both have stunning eyes, beautiful jawline, nice built… In fact, if you don’t know either of them you might think they’re the same person. Look closely, they have similar face shape, identical eyebrows and forehead, and even their hairline are split at almost the same place. Wooo scary man!

Leng chai or not?

Bah too bad Ballack plays for my enemy, Chelsea.

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  • Reply jemima August 4, 2006 at 9:18 am

    che-cheh, stop :drool: :drool: :drool: :LOL:

    i prefer ballack. :daydream: :love:

    pls email me the details of the fantasy epl. πŸ˜‰

  • Reply hedonistics anonymous August 4, 2006 at 9:35 am

    that’s.. matt damon’s long lost brother! matt and michael.. how cute. the resemblance is uncanny.

  • Reply Laksa August 4, 2006 at 10:33 am

    i think ballack should’ve played Matt’s siamese twin brother in Stuck On You instead of Greg Kinnear – uncanny resemblance, man!

    he should’ve come to ManUtd instead… πŸ™

  • Reply suituapui August 4, 2006 at 11:46 am

    No lah! The “balak” is more rugged, more masculine; Dillon’s more momma’s boy kind of look!

  • Reply dreamcatcher August 4, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    yup!! i’ve always had that certain feeling when i look at picts of matt… u know,… the “‘u’ve seen once; u’ve seen it all!” type, like stuff where we can get at any supermarket.” :devil: :devil: :devil:

  • Reply PK August 4, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    ohmygosh ohmygosh…… :silly:

    You’re a Matt Damon fan oso arr?? :worried slurpppppppppp right he??? :hug: :daydream: hahha!! ok lah ok lar… YOUR matt damon.I’ve given up hope of owning him dy, so the far….


    mmm.. Michael..Ballack….mmmmm… I laik Chelsea…Now w his cut, even more reason to root for Chelsea…

    p/s-first time here…saw it on PPS…


  • Reply Che-Cheh August 4, 2006 at 1:29 pm

    Jemima, hi there nice to meet you.
    Invitation sent!

    Hedo, I can call you Hedo right ? Yeah they are like twins.

    Laksa, hahaha ya ya betul!
    Let’s steal him from Chelsea. I hope he’s unhappy there and decide to move to ManUtd. :party: Ohh I’m so evil.

    Suituapui, yeah true. btw it’s Damon not Dillion. :bringiton:

    Dreamcatcher, CISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    PK @ Pam, hello! ya SLURPEE! hahahaha Don’t give up….dream on …like me :laughing:
    Don’t root for Chelsea ma. Root for MU.

  • Reply wuching August 4, 2006 at 2:14 pm


  • Reply moz monster August 4, 2006 at 4:49 pm

    Hey … why did you put my pictures there ??? I demand you remove it !!! :tongue:

  • Reply PK August 4, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    Dear che-cheh…..

    Eiiii.. Man U ar… errmmm.. Last time… USED to follow the EPL and Sappot Man U wan…. But then since then hor….
    U see lar the quality of the game….. So damn cacat dy… And then no star players that look like Matt Damon one… U wan arr?? hahahahha!!!!

    Switch to Chelsea la.. hahaha!!! Now got Michael Ballack liao? tee hee…. :praying:

  • Reply J August 4, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    I think Ballack is cuter lah….
    (but yeah – they do have an uncanny resemblance!)

    I wonder if all of us have “twins” out there somewhere….

  • Reply Che-Cheh August 4, 2006 at 9:34 pm

    Wuching, :silly:

    Moz Monster, :LOL: :LOL:

    PK, hehehe I support club not support players mah.

    J, nolah, Damon is more cute.
    I believe there is. :nerd:

  • Reply Gallivanter August 4, 2006 at 10:14 pm

    Have you guys watched TEAM AMERICA? It’s a funny pisstake on Thunderbirds, and “Matt Damon” appeared – and was poked fun at. It was hilarious! :LOL:

    Ballack – well, I support the dude because he’s German, going to the wrong club though – should’ve been the red and white playing in the new emirates stadium ! :shame:

  • Reply Yvy August 5, 2006 at 12:17 am

    eehh…long lost twins maybe? separated at birth maybe? eerrr…not possible right? ballack kuchi fella only right? o well – if they look good, i look see lor. πŸ˜€

  • Reply blueeyed August 5, 2006 at 2:19 am


  • Reply Bryan August 5, 2006 at 2:48 am

    Chelsea is gonna rule the EPL. :dancing:

  • Reply Che-Cheh August 5, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    Gallivanter, nope I didn’t watch that flick. Guess I better don’t watch. hahaha

    No-No Ballack should have gone to MU.

    Yvy, they are about the same size. Big and broad shoulder. :daydream:

    Bryan, of course you’re wrong. Chelsea :loser:

  • Reply Gallivanter August 5, 2006 at 6:08 pm

    Suggest you watch TEAM AMERICA for laughs – it’s made by the same creators of Southpark. Loads of pisstakes and terrorists ridicule. :laughing:

  • Reply PK August 6, 2006 at 9:31 am

    che-cheh….. wei.. no more updates from u wan ? I know la Matt is veri the leng chai, I like oso wannn,… but… Update ler…. hehehe!!!! Put more of his pics…. kekekeke!!!

    Bryan: hi-five *runss n hide!!*

  • Reply Bryan August 6, 2006 at 12:22 pm

    yeah! *hi five* :dancing:

  • Reply Jemima August 6, 2006 at 1:49 pm

    hey! i just watched the trailer of “The Departed”, a remake of hong kong’s blockbuster movie – “The Infernal Affairs”.

    fyi, matt damon plays andy lau’s character; leonardo decaprio plays tony leung’s character & jack nicholson plays eric tsang’s character.

    i’ll forward you the trailer. πŸ™‚

  • Reply Neo August 6, 2006 at 11:42 pm

    Wah, they look so alike.

  • Reply Sha August 13, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    I love Ballack’s new look! Looking forward to see him in tonight’s match! πŸ˜›

  • Reply Che-Cheh August 13, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    Sha, oh yeah…tonite’s the nite. Can’t wait. :waiting:

  • Reply Lex August 16, 2006 at 8:30 pm

    Ahh,.. yesh, he looks more like matt damon.. i keep thinking he looks like brad pitt pulak! hahah

  • Reply Che-Cheh August 16, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    Lex, Brad Pitt ? hehehehe why ? cause of his hair style ?

  • Reply Shubha May 8, 2009 at 3:45 am

    i thought so too and searched it on google!!! and bam i find threads of ppl who saw the similarity too .. god musta tried to mk ballack after damon ,, he did a bttr job the second time … :angel:

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