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Conversation With Maid About Cristiano Ronaldo


The below conversation happened yesterday evening.

My maid is at the living hall while I’m at the dining area. Suddenly I hear her saying

Maid: blah blah blah…

Not sure what she’s asking, I go to the living hall.

Maid: Bapak Ronaldo datang Malaysia ya? *Is it true that Ronado’s dad came to Malaysia?

Maid pointing to a picture of Sir Alex Ferguson in the newspaper.

My heart burst out laughing.

Me: Bapak Ronaldo? You tau ke dia bukan bapak Ronaldo? *Huh? Ronaldo’s dad? Do you know that he’s not Ronaldo’s dad?

Maid: Tau. Dia boss dia. *I know. He’s Ronaldo’s boss.

Me: Mereka datang Malaysia. Tapi Ronaldo takde. You tau kenapa? *They came to Malaysia but Ronaldo is not here. Do you know why?

Me: Ronaldo sudah gi club lain. Hahahahaha *Ronaldo joined another club. LOL

Maid: Hah! Kenapa? Kenapa dia gi club lain? *Why? Why did he join another club?

Me: Dia suka duit. *He loves money

So yes, my maid is a Ronaldo die-hard fan. She will join me watch ManUtd play on the TV sometimes.

Later…

Me: Kenapa you suka Ronaldo ar? *Why do you like Ronaldo?

Me: You tau ke dia macam perempuan? *Do you know he’s a sissy like a lady?

Maid: Tau *I know

THE END

Ahh… no chance to ask her why she likes him. She’s off to her chores.

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16 Comments

  • Reply Mo-C July 20, 2009 at 10:27 am

    hahaha… so, are you going to bring her to today’s match? πŸ˜›

  • Reply xin July 20, 2009 at 11:07 am

    yr maid is so interesting! i dont even know a single thing about football.. :blush:

  • Reply jam July 20, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    But she is damn right on Ronaldo looks like lady! BTW, ask Carlos Tevez to shut up or else he will lost all the fans’ respects toward him…

  • Reply Che-Cheh July 20, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Mo-C, no la not going to today’s match. I’ve enough of bad luck. Did you went to the 2 days training/match?

    Xin, she said she used to watch her local football plays

    Jam, eh I’m damn right. I said that. Wuahahaha Tevez is too much le. He’s angry. He’s venting out. ManCity have the guts to ‘bribe’ them with expensive watch. Wait till the start of the season.

  • Reply annant July 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    ronaldo is sissy? :silly:

  • Reply Che-Cheh July 20, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    Annnat, almost like one :silly:

  • Reply Neo July 21, 2009 at 12:16 am

    I wanna play football with your maid. :skull:

  • Reply Wuching July 21, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    tsk tsk tsk..this Neo never let any female pass his way! :LOL:

  • Reply Bengbeng July 21, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    i wanna play ball with yr maid too. she sounds real interesting lady πŸ™‚

  • Reply Che-Cheh July 22, 2009 at 1:49 am

    Neo, Wuching & Bengbeng, so hiaw ar? :silly:

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  • Reply foongpc July 22, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    Wow! Your maid also watch football? Not bad! πŸ˜€

  • Reply Che-Cheh July 22, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Amber-Mae, hi Amber I’ve voted for FLASHES. πŸ™‚

    Foongpc, yeah not bad wuahahaha

  • Reply philters July 23, 2009 at 8:51 am

    so your maid will be switcing football teams now?

  • Reply hcfoo July 23, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Did you go to the second match too? Too bad Ronaldo left Man U, if not it would be awesome to have him in Malaysia. Anyway I’m happy enough to see Owen and Rooney.

  • Reply Che-Cheh July 23, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Philters, I’m not sure. :laughing:

    Hcfoo, nope. Went to the first one only. Yeah unfortunately he left. No chance to see him play. I actually thought you don’t like anything about ManUtd. Haha I was wrong.

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