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Chitty Chatty

Tissue & pH Strips

Tissue issue:

During a recent steamboat dinner, mom has just wiped her face with tissue paper (warm evening plus steamboat mah). She turns to me and asked:

Mom: My face got tissue?

After checking on her face, something lit up! πŸ’‘

Me: Mi, you wanna know your face got tissue or not right?



Mom: Yes.

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Chester

Dog Poo Gone Wrong

My dog has just finished pooping on the newspaper. I was washing his ‘wipe leg’ cloth when I turn and saw something shocking on the paper. I turned again to look carefully in case I was hallucinating. Confirmed this is a case of dog poo gone wrong!

The first thought that came to me was “Eh that poo looks like the result of eating blue Slurpee!!! (sort of la)

Besides the usual brown color, I was looking at blue and white color poos! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, do you guys wanna see it? Ya? ya ya ya…..
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It’s disgusting alright.
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Not for the faint-hearted yo.

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