I am a jedi master and I have a droid called R2D2. My R2D2 is rather special unlike the one owned by Anakin and Luke Skywalker. Although they share the same name, color and built, my R2D2 is a stay-at-home droid. He is not a computer specialist nor a starship mechanic. He doesn’t communicate with beeps and whistles nor accompany me to any mission. Plainly speaking, he is a dummy.
Still, I love my R2D2 very much.
Don’t believe me? Check this out.
I keep my purse and keys inside R2D2.
In a galaxy far far away…
p/s: Wuching Sith, I have my own Artoo and C3PO and you don’t. Jealous?